Friday, June 8, 2012

Don't sing off key!

Client: Do you repair notebook keyboards?
Tech: Yes, what seems to be the problem?
Client: Take a look. I have 27 keys missing.
Tech: What happened to them? Do you have them?
Client: Yes, they are in this vacuum cleaner bag. I used an upholstery brush attachment to clean the keyboard and...
Tech: I recommend that we replace the keyboard.


Motto: Do not vacuum a keyboard with an upholstery attachment. Don't try a leaf blower either.

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